On Gun Control

January 16, 2013 // 4 Comments

Just a few days ago, I wrote a satirical piece about the upcoming event, Gun Appreciation Day, which is to be held this Saturday. I want to repeat that this piece was entirely satire, and since there were some who didn’t seem to pick up on this fact (even though it seemed pretty obvious to [...]

Gun Appreciation Day

January 14, 2013 // 0 Comments

  This January 19th, mark you calendars for the first inaugural “Gun Appreciation Day“, a day to celebrate our nation’s rabid and hysterical commitment to upholding the Second Amendment of our Constitution, even as the rest of the Good Book is left to deteriorate. The event is scheduled to coincide with Obama’s inauguration and to protest Vice President Biden’s recommendations [...]

Jan. 8, 2011, Tuscon, Arizona:  A man had gone to a political town meeting at a supermarket, with the intent to murder Rep. Gabrielle Giffords. He killed six and wounded 14, including Giffords, who was shot in the head. On Jan. 25, 2012, Giffords, still in recovery from the shooting, walked onto the House floor to [...]